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February 23, 2007
Overheard at the library X3
1. Me: You have $4.50 in late fines on your card.
Customer: $4.50!?!?! I could have BOUGHT the book for that!!
Me: Really? I want to know where YOU shop, because that book cost us like $50 (ok, I didn't say that, but I wanted to)
2. Me: You have $6.00 in late fines on your card
Customer: $6.00 in late fines?!?! Every time I come in here I have late fines
Me: Well, if you turned your books in on time you wouldn't have late fines (ok, again, I didn't really say that, but I did think it....maybe she got my mental vibes....)
3. Customer: (to another customer) Have you read MAY-oh's Last Dancer? Oh, you simply must read MAY-oh's Last Dancer. You know, it's about Chairman MAY-oh?
Me: Mao, Chairman Mao....(ok, this one I did say, but I said it under my breath to my colleague)
Posted by gadgetgirl at February 23, 2007 04:39 PM
Comments
Ha Ha Mayo! Is there a short version called "Mayoh-light last dancer?"
Posted by: monkey_pushover_tree at February 26, 2007 10:48 AM
oh gawd, that's brilliant
Posted by: gadgetgirl at February 26, 2007 07:51 PM